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Elegant enough to display, absurd enough to raise eyebrows, and comforting enough to burn during a self-care Sunday that ends with quiet sobbing on a freshly mopped floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"893\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"893\"\u003e\"Scent\" Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"893\"\u003eTop: Earnest misreadings of Eckhart Tolle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eMiddle: Crockpot full of shame and ranch packets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eBase: Marital silence, lightly dusted with nutmeg\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1065\"\u003eCandle Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1117\"\u003e11 oz frosted glass vessel with maple wood lid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003eHand-poured in small batches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eNatural vegan wax blend: apricot, coconut, and soy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1208\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eEco-friendly wooden wick for a subtle crackle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003ePhthalate-free fragrance oils for a clean scent\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1310\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003eCrisp label design that looks good next to a devotional or a bottle of wine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003eWhy People Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003eBecause irony smells amazing. 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A soft landing in the chemically-assisted arms of modern psychiatry. 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