The American Bystander
73% Approval Rating T-Shirt – Art by Bob Eckstein
73% Approval Rating T-Shirt – Art by Bob Eckstein
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A Bold Claim from the Ministry of Delusion
Forget Gallup. Forget Rasmussen. Forget your ex who majored in poli sci. The only poll that matters is the one printed across your chest in bold, declarative smugness.
The 73% Approval Rating T-Shirt, designed by New Yorker cartoonist and longtime Bystander collaborator Bob Eckstein, is the ideal wardrobe addition for anyone fluent in spin, satire, or stubborn optimism. It’s for the voter who knows that “truth” is just another polling metric.
Whether you're attending a family dinner where everyone's pretending not to talk about politics, or you're just strolling through a farmers' market hoping to be recognized for your nuance, this tee helps you wear your delusions with pride.
Why You'll Love It:
Original design by Bob Eckstein, master of understated political comedy
Ethically sourced 100% ring-spun cotton—no fast fashion scandals here
Seamless construction—because some things shouldn’t be divided
Unisex fit with color choices that cover all ideological spectrums (even beige)
Product Features:
Made with soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton
Seamless body for a cleaner silhouette (and cleaner conscience)
Ribbed knit collar retains shape, unlike most public opinion
Shoulder tape for lasting durability and political endurance
Available in multiple colors and sizes (XS–5XL)
Designed by Bob Eckstein exclusively for The American Bystander
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), with similar colors
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam at low heat
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean (unless laundering your reputation)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
