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Flannel, Grunge & Zoloft Candle

Flannel, Grunge & Zoloft Candle

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Flannel, Grunge & Zoloft

A Chris Galletta Signature Candle

A whisper of Seattle rain. A soft landing in the chemically-assisted arms of modern psychiatry. And a scent profile as complex as your Spotify Wrapped.

From Chris Galletta’s Fall 2025 Signature Candle Collection, Flannel, Grunge & Zoloft is what happens when 90s nostalgia meets contemporary burnout and says, “hey, maybe we should journal about this.” Hand-poured in small batches, this candle offers the comfort of an oversized thrift-store flannel, the emotional soundtrack of a mixtape, and just enough therapy-adjacent aromatics to remind you that you’re doing your best.

Whether you're writing lowercase poetry by lamp light or doomscrolling with an existential latte, this candle delivers mellow vibes and unwashed hair energy—minus the laundry.

"Fragrance" Notes:

Top: Seattle rain hitting unwashed hair

Middle: Stale cigarette smoke embedded in a pair of Doc Martens

Base: A soft landing in the chemically-assisted arms of modern psychiatry

Candle Features:

Natural vegan wax blend: apricot, coconut, and soy

Eco-friendly wooden wick with a soothing crackle

Phthalate-free fragrance oils for a clean, safe burn

Frosted glass vessel with natural maple wood lid

Hand-poured in small batches with unspoken feelings

Specifications:

11 oz candle

Burn time: Approx. 60 hours

Vegan, cruelty-free, paraben-free

Crisp, melancholy label design suitable for display or introspection

Perfect For:

Dorm rooms that smell like vinyl and vague ambition

Living rooms full of throw pillows and unresolved emotions

Gifting to your emotionally literate friends

People who say “liminal space” and mean it

Candle Care:

Trim wooden wick to 1/8 inch before lighting

Burn on a stable, heat-safe surface

Do not burn longer than 3 hours at a time

Allow to cool for 2 hours before relighting

Extinguish with a candle snuffer, not with your sleeve or ennui

Never leave burning near pets, children, or your unfinished memoir

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