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Flannel, Grunge & Zoloft Candle
Flannel, Grunge & Zoloft Candle
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Flannel, Grunge & Zoloft
A Chris Galletta Signature Candle
A whisper of Seattle rain. A soft landing in the chemically-assisted arms of modern psychiatry. And a scent profile as complex as your Spotify Wrapped.
From Chris Galletta’s Fall 2025 Signature Candle Collection, Flannel, Grunge & Zoloft is what happens when 90s nostalgia meets contemporary burnout and says, “hey, maybe we should journal about this.” Hand-poured in small batches, this candle offers the comfort of an oversized thrift-store flannel, the emotional soundtrack of a mixtape, and just enough therapy-adjacent aromatics to remind you that you’re doing your best.
Whether you're writing lowercase poetry by lamp light or doomscrolling with an existential latte, this candle delivers mellow vibes and unwashed hair energy—minus the laundry.
"Fragrance" Notes:
Top: Seattle rain hitting unwashed hair
Middle: Stale cigarette smoke embedded in a pair of Doc Martens
Base: A soft landing in the chemically-assisted arms of modern psychiatry
Candle Features:
Natural vegan wax blend: apricot, coconut, and soy
Eco-friendly wooden wick with a soothing crackle
Phthalate-free fragrance oils for a clean, safe burn
Frosted glass vessel with natural maple wood lid
Hand-poured in small batches with unspoken feelings
Specifications:
11 oz candle
Burn time: Approx. 60 hours
Vegan, cruelty-free, paraben-free
Crisp, melancholy label design suitable for display or introspection
Perfect For:
Dorm rooms that smell like vinyl and vague ambition
Living rooms full of throw pillows and unresolved emotions
Gifting to your emotionally literate friends
People who say “liminal space” and mean it
Candle Care:
Trim wooden wick to 1/8 inch before lighting
Burn on a stable, heat-safe surface
Do not burn longer than 3 hours at a time
Allow to cool for 2 hours before relighting
Extinguish with a candle snuffer, not with your sleeve or ennui
Never leave burning near pets, children, or your unfinished memoir
