Pancakes, Maple Syrup & Cancelled 11 a.m. Zoom

Pancakes, Maple Syrup & Cancelled 11 a.m. Zoom

A Chris Galletta Signature Candle

Congratulations. Your 11 a.m. Zoom was just cancelled—and this candle already knew.

From the sleep-deprived mind of screenwriter and former Letterman writer Chris Galletta comes a candle for those who believe in the holy trinity of brunch, burnout, and boundary setting.

Pancakes, Maple Syrup & Cancelled 11 a.m. Zoom is a scent poem in three acts: the ping of an unread Slack, coffee that’s still hot, and the soft musk of lived-in sweatpants. It smells like what you thought adulthood would be before you realized “muted on a call” is a lifestyle.

Perfect for gifting or simply rewarding yourself for a meeting that never should have existed.

"Scent" Profile:

Top: The faint ping of an unread Slack notification

Middle: Coffee you can actually drink hot for once

Base: Sweatpants 

All our candles are made with locally sourced excuses

Candle Features:

Natural vegan wax blend: apricot, coconut, soy

Eco-friendly wooden wick with a soothing crackle

Phthalate-free fragrance oils for a clean, cozy burn

Frosted glass vessel with a smooth maple wood lid

Hand-poured in small batches 

Specifications:

Size: 11 oz

Burn time: ~60 hours

Dimensions: ~3.5″ x 4″

Vegan and cruelty free

Ideal For:

Burnt-out creatives

Former gifted kids in adult pajamas

Brunch maximalists and schedule minimalists

Anyone who’s ever RSVP’d “Let me check” and meant “No”

Care Instructions:

Trim wick to 1/8 inch before lighting

Burn on heat-safe surface for no more than 3 hours

Let cool before relighting

Keep away from pets, children, and HR

Extinguish with a snuffer—not your dreams