Snickerdoodles Baked by Your Sweet Gram While She Explains Hollow Earth Theory Candle

Snickerdoodles Baked by Your Sweet Gram While She Explains Hollow Earth Theory

A Chris Galletta Signature Candle

Ever wondered what it might smell like if your grandmother baked cinnamon cookies while casually explaining the existence of subterranean civilizations? Chris Galletta has, and now you can too—without having to Google “Admiral Byrd + tunnels.”

Snickerdoodles Baked by Your Sweet Gram While She Explains Hollow Earth Theory is the candle equivalent of a tin of cookies left on a government file cabinet labeled “Top Secret: Inner Sun.” It's warm. It’s nostalgic. And it’s just conspiratorial enough to raise your eyebrow while your heart melts.

Whether you're lighting it during your third rewatch of a History Channel documentary or while journaling in cursive about Earth’s crust being optional, this candle delivers cinnamon-laced coziness with a side of plausible deniability.

"Scent" Profile:

Top: Warm cinnamon sugar drifting from a 1950s oven

Middle: Sweet Gram’s perfume—White Diamonds and mild paranoia

Base: A faint sulfuric trace from the tunnels beneath Nebraska

Candle Features:

Natural vegan wax blend: apricot, coconut, soy

Eco-friendly wooden wick with a gentle, hypnotic crackle

Phthalate-free fragrance oils for a clean, comforting burn

Frosted glass vessel with a natural maple wood lid

Hand-poured in small batches (not in the hollow earth—yet)

Specifications:

Size: 11 oz

Burn time: ~60 hours

Cruelty-free, vegan, and handcrafted

Bright label design worthy of gift-giving or self-soothing

Perfect For:

Cookie-scent lovers with a conspiratorial streak

Grandchildren who read esoteric geology blogs

Fall gift givers who enjoy a bit of fringe science

The coziest members of your doomsday book club

Care Instructions:

Trim wick to 1/8 inch before lighting

Burn no more than 3 hours at a time

Cool completely before relighting

Use a snuffer to extinguish, not your breath

Keep away from children, pets, and Hollow Earth portals

Burn on a heat-safe surface, not a map of ley lines