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The American Bystander | Uniporn T-Shirt by Nick Spooner

The American Bystander | Uniporn T-Shirt by Nick Spooner

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Uniporn. A shirt with a a unicorn. Subtle embroidery. Bawdy joke. 

Crafted from premium 100% combed cotton, this denim t-shirt boasts a timeless rounded neckline and ribbed sleeve cuffs.


  • Imported.
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
  • Pre-shrunk.
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
  • No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry.
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

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About Nick Spooner

Nick Spooner, Staff Artist at The American Bystander, boasts accolades as an award-winning director for commercials, short films, and branded content. Hailing from Boston, he became president of The Harvard Lampoon and then polished his craft in L.A. and N.Y. Nick's flexed his versatility as a writer, producer, and director at Comedy Central, while his past as the frontman of an NYC humorcore band adds musical notes to his journey. His dark comedy "The Call of Charlie" graced 88 festivals in 12 countries, earning 45 awards, including multiple Best Director and Best Short recognitions—a testament to his profound creative impact.

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