From Barney’s Market Club, with Regretfully Limited Transparency
In a town where everyone’s a “Senator” and the steak’s rarer than the truth, Barney’s Market Club stood as Chicago’s most convivial meat locker of political mischief. Our “Yes, Sir, Senator” T-Shirt pays homage to that glorious epoch of prime rib and plausible deniability—with just enough vintage swagger to pass as respectability.
The front says “Yes, Sir, Senator.” The back? The address of Barney’s Market Club, where the lighting was low, the cigars were high-end, and the memories were best left unconfirmed.
Why You’ll Wear It Like It’s a Favor to the Court:
A tribute to Barney’s, the original steakhouse of shady charm
Classic colorways: White, Light Blue, Athletic Grey, and Natural
Front chest print: “Yes, Sir, Senator.”
Back print: Address of Barney’s Market Club
Unisex fit—designed to flatter aldermen and interns alike
Makes an ideal gift for political junkies, Chicago history nerds, or that friend who once “knew a guy”
Product Features:
Made from 100% ethically sourced ring-spun cotton
No side seams, just like good storytelling
Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape—and your cover story
Shoulder tape keeps things aligned, even if you’re not
Pre-shrunk for realism
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean (you’re not testifying)
Perfect For:
Fans of vintage Chicago lore
Political enthusiasts with a sense of humor
Steakhouses, dive bars, city council meetings
Gifting your uncle who still wears cufflinks unironically
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